Graduation, Rants, Smoking, and Work again. Ugh, work.
Real delis rock. You stroll into a homey little store that smells faintly of hickory smoke and pickles, you find yourself surrounded by fresh food, and you’re met by a laid back but hard working, portly, cheerful old fella who doesn’t have an education but does have an apron, a little hat, a laugh like Louis Armstrong and the roughly cut knowledge and wisdom that only comes with the cumulative experience of a lifetime spent all over the place. To say “The World” would be too much, because it gives a definition, an absolute boundary to where he’s been. He’s no great traveller, but we can suffice by saying he’s been around the block a few times and could draw you the route blindfolded.
Ours has Steve, I guess, but he’s dumber than a brick dipped in blonde hair dye.
I wotk at the local Stop and Shop as a clerk at their “Fine Delecatessan”, if you really want to call it that, and although I know I really can’t complain (Uganda, midwest flooding, sinking dollar), it doesn’t change the fact that I am at my lowest there. It’s not that the people suck; Alana’s a lazy bitch, and there’s the aforementioned Steven, but aside from those two, I run with a pretty good crowd (especially Lauren and Annie; they give me FREE FOOD!!!), even if Missy’s a little tempremental. And it’s not that the customers suck; I get complimented often enough for not being a boring, monotonous idiot that only asks “can I help you” and “how think would you like it?” No, the problem is in length. No one wants to spend eight hours standing behind a counter. Hell, no one wants to spend eight hours standing. It’s a rediculous amount of time in which nothing is forced upon you but the same monotonous routine over and over and over… the pay sucks, the work sucks, and thusly the job flat out sucks.
The reason I’m telling all you this anyways is because not much has happened in life since graduation. …did I mention that? I THINK I did… but in case I didn’t, I graduated High School! Mmhmm! I’m done and overwith! There’s gonna be a hell of a lot more reflection once I’m not being an insomniac (havn’t slept all night, it’s 5 in the morning) and once I’m thinking a little more coherently. Christ, I can’t even remember if I’ve posted half of this yet, and I’ve only posted four times. Short Term Memory Loss is very, very real, my friends, and it sucks to have.
But yeah, that’s my little rant for today… or tonight. Eric’s gonna see if I can hang at his place and get smoked up for the first time. Chances are that Lunchbox and Kirby are gonna be there; they have their own rolling papers, it’s only to be expected. Tuna might be, maybe. Evan, if he’s home. But that’s all for now, and I have to jet, so for tonight/today/morning/night/whatever the hell it is right now…
I’ll catch y’all later. -Mikey
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Hmmm… I can’t tell if it’s any worse from jobs where you have to sit all day, most of which are having to answer calls from cranky clients. At least yours like you and actually know who you are. Hurrah for dead end jobs!
Chinky - June 11, 2008 at 4:10 pm
My gf’s an RN but she has a legal license to GROW the ganja, but not where I live, but where she’s from. She gets baked on a daily basis and mostly uses it as an anti-inflammatory; she has severe back problems. Me, I’ll get blazed once in a blue moon even though ganja is good for my glaucoma. I don’t use that as a crutch though.
I like to be in control of my facilities.
I guess you don’t have much to complain about even though your job sucks; I wouldn’t complain about FREE food. Sometimes the nurses will buy food for everyone and when that happens, I warn people that I have a bottomless stomach!
mayhemgolgotha - June 12, 2008 at 5:47 am
O_o Ho shit. She’s got it legal, huh? That’s pretty good! You and I line up with the bottomless stomach. Although I think I’m getting hit by the freshman 15 a little prematurely… was it you or Andy that’s trying to work out more? Maybe I should start.
Mike - June 12, 2008 at 8:07 am
Heheheh. I get my stash from my brother, which reminds me, I need to pay him a visit.
mitzylplix - June 12, 2008 at 8:56 am
Andy’s the one who has the workout log. Alain does work out too, though. Oh, and it’s more powerful to ingest than to smoke the stuff if you want something more exciting.
Chinky - June 12, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Andy works out heavily, as do I. But I take my workout a step further; I tackle and take down violent psychotics at the nuthouse. So yeah, working out INCREASES your self esteem exponentially. You feel like you can take on the world, plus it gives you an positive attitude about yourself. Like me, I LOVE myself. Heh!
mayhemgolgotha - June 13, 2008 at 1:16 am